Commit yourself to being happy today.

We all breath the same air.

Mistake: Thinking you work for another.

Work well done is fine art.

Wind's a given. Adjust your sails.

Speeches: Be sincere and be seated.

Even an artist can't improve nature.

Noone goes broke by saving money.

Each of us have life choices.

Ignorance: Rejecting something unfamiliar to you.

Make "Quality" be your life's policy.

Diamonds: Coal that performed under pressure.

Laughter is understood by any language.

People with imagination are never alone.

To teach is to learn again.

Everything is a reflection of choices.

Our greatest ability should be dependability.

Don't wipe away your happy tears.

My brother has the best brother.

I'm traveled. Most roads weren't paved.

Dedeodorantized: People still didn't like me.

Furniture disease: chest falling into drawers.

Bible reading seniors. Cramming for finals.

Lost something? Just buy a replacement.

The roman number for 40: XL

"The" and "IRS" together spells "Theirs".

Young people lie about their age. Old people brag about their age.

Aging: everything dries up or leaks.

Young is beautiful. Old is comfortable.

Internet down. My family seems nice.

Friends are family we choose ourselves.

When I'm weak, God is strong.

Memories sometimes roll down my cheeks.

Hike through nature. It's cheap therapy.

Healthy people often die of nothing.

Worry not. Old age won't last.

Healthy: the slowest rate of dying.

Drive and text. You'll be next.

Just be yourself to be beautiful.

Relish each day as a gift.

Give memories, don't become a memory.

The last mortgage payment...life's thrill.

Decisions are easy having good values.

Success comes before work alphabetically only.

Behind every successful man...surprised mother-in-law.

Lifes moments: Go and create some.

Be successful by remembering your failures.

Failure is success if we learned.

Every failure is a small success.

Failure: confirmation you should keep trying.