Drink responsibly. Don't spill a drop.

Downside of retirement. No days off.

Eat right and exercise. Then die.

"Getting some" at 76 means sleep.

Can't exercise. It spills by whisky.

Dying. The last thing I'll do.

Life is easy. People are hard.

Say goodbye to tension. Hello pension.

I'm retired. Tired yesterday. Tired today.

Don't worry about health. It'll vanish.

Young at heart. Older other places.

I have CRA. Can't Remember Anything.