"Respect your elders." Can't find one.

Frustration: Hunting glasses without your glasses.

Morning: Dawn of a new error.

Failure is disappointing. Not trying, unfortunate.

He who knows patience, knows peace.

Chinese proverb

Change yourself inward to change outward.

Want to be happy? Be so.

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Oscar Wilde

You can't listen well while talking.

Those who are silent, hear more.

Hike in silence to see more.

Vegetarian: native word for "poor hunter".

Sleeping pill and laxative - poor combination.

Do No Harm - Do Know Harm

Think you have everything? Probably so.

The best is yet to come.

Fear is part of being alive.

Every perfect gift is from above.

santa is satan all mixed up.

Christmas means Christ for the masses.

Look up to find a rainbow.

Hearts can see what eyes can't.

Smiling is the best plastic surgery.

Goals without planning is only wishing.

Creative minds don't have office hours.

In moms kitchen, kids eat free.

Florida bound. Goodbye peaches. Hello beaches.

Freely ye have received. Freely give.

Thanksgiving is a word of action.

Count your blessings. Make blessings count.

Laughing together: A hug without touching.

Love Pharmacist: Dispense hugs not drugs.

Retirement: time for a new adventure.

Be the motivation, not the distraction.

Don't waste a good mistake...learn.

Exercise: is the least utilized antidepressant

Food: the most abused anxiety drug

Drink responsibly. Don't spill a drop.

Downside of retirement. No days off.

Eat right and exercise. Then die.

"Getting some" at 76 means sleep.

Can't exercise. It spills by whisky.

Dying. The last thing I'll do.

Life is easy. People are hard.

Say goodbye to tension. Hello pension.

I'm retired. Tired yesterday. Tired today.

Don't worry about health. It'll vanish.

Young at heart. Older other places.

I have CRA. Can't Remember Anything.

Diamond. Coal with only one job.