Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Friend: A gift you give yourself.

Forgive. Sour grapes make lousy wine.

Never late for a good childhood.

The loudest snorer falls asleep first.

I've experienced a lifetime of experiences.

Be different and make a difference.

I'm used, but not used up.

Don't talk about it, do it.

Freedom isn't free. Ask a Veteran.

Not bad weather, just wrong clothing.

More tackle boxes and fewer X-Boxes.

Beach walking can soothe your soul.

Don't grow up. It's a trap.

Practice time travel? Meet here yesterday.

Sometimes one prayer can change everything.

There's always reason to say thanks.

Holy Bible: Don't rewrite, but reread.

God's mercy: bigger than your mistakes.

Don't throw in the towel prematurely.

Life's no cakewalk, it's a marathon.

Life's garden: growing flowers or weeds?

Friends: a blessing or a lesson.

Praise in public. Criticize in private.

Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare.

85,000,000 gun owners killed nobody today.

If God shuts doors, stop knocking.

Following Jesus: best decision you've made.

Aging: a privilege many are denied.

We make choices. Choices make us.

Military: the greatest team you'll experience.

Your future will eventually be present.

Bible: more relevant than tomorrow's newspaper.

For males, intimacy is spelled s-e-x.

Intimacy definition is: into me see.

Balanced diet: BigMac in each hand.

Bought new telescope. Rains every time.

Don't just rust out, wear out.

Deaf? Call for a free evaluation.

What you think about, you become.

Losing's worse than winning is good.

Performance sedan: Good handling. More handles.

Small beginnings can produce large results.

One seventh of life is Monday.

You're alright if you're left handed.

Really. I ain't been drinkin' ociffer.

Small gestures can have large impacts.

"Fear not; I am with thee."

Isaiah 41:10

I never dreamt I'd have insomnia.

I never dreamed I'd have nightmares.

Inspired by Don Goodman