Thursday, January 22, 2015

Retired: tired yesterday and tired today.

Growing old mandatory. Growing up optional.

Alzheimer's can wrap their own presents.

Alzheimer's meet new people every day.

Key to happiness: a poor memory.

Senior citizens: "Give me my discount."

Young at heart. Older other places.

Conciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Illiterate? Write us for free assistance.

I'm not crazy, my reality's different.

My imaginary friend thinks I'm crazy.

Tried daydreaming, but my mind wandered.

Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough.

Paranoid Schizophrenic: "You staring at us?"

My little voices say I'm normal.

Grandma said, "Quilt not a blanket".