The best is yet to come.

Fear is part of being alive.

Every perfect gift is from above.

santa is satan all mixed up.

Christmas means Christ for the masses.

Look up to find a rainbow.

Hearts can see what eyes can't.

Smiling is the best plastic surgery.

Goals without planning is only wishing.

Creative minds don't have office hours.

In moms kitchen, kids eat free.

Florida bound. Goodbye peaches. Hello beaches.

Freely ye have received. Freely give.

Thanksgiving is a word of action.

Count your blessings. Make blessings count.

Laughing together: A hug without touching.

Love Pharmacist: Dispense hugs not drugs.

Retirement: time for a new adventure.

Be the motivation, not the distraction.

Don't waste a good mistake...learn.

Exercise: is the least utilized antidepressant

Food: the most abused anxiety drug

Drink responsibly. Don't spill a drop.

Downside of retirement. No days off.

Eat right and exercise. Then die.

"Getting some" at 76 means sleep.

Can't exercise. It spills by whisky.

Dying. The last thing I'll do.

Life is easy. People are hard.

Say goodbye to tension. Hello pension.

I'm retired. Tired yesterday. Tired today.

Don't worry about health. It'll vanish.

Young at heart. Older other places.

I have CRA. Can't Remember Anything.

Diamond. Coal with only one job.

We need the Son to grow.

Buckle up ya'll. It's the law.

A rising tide raises all ships.

Don't grow up. It's a trap.

I'm still looking for "over yonder".

Stand tall. Stoop to help someone.

I'm so naughty. I shower naked.

Your failures do not define you.

Above the storm you'll find sunshine.

It seems impossible until it's done.

Every artist was first an amateur.

We make mistakes. Don't fake perfection.

Tell a woman she is beautiful.

Once you choose hope, anything's possible.

Christopher Reed

One man's trash is anothers treasure.

He's a physician, not a magician.

Help another, you help yourself also.

Your planning failure isn't my emergency.

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

We believe what we tell ourselves.

Plan your work. ~ Work your plan.

God will read your knee mail.

Bad relationship or single? No contest.

Smile: worth a million, but free.

For God so loved the world...

Skinny people are easier to kidnap.

Dying profession: radio personality makeup artist.

God can turn sadness into gladness.

Do yourself a favor. Enjoy life.

I'm temperamental. Half temper. Half mental.

Failure: Only when you quit trying.

Inspired by: Sammy Davis

Have I already written this? Forgot!

Chocolate's from Cocoa Tree. It's salad.

"Getting lucky" at my age...kissing.

I talk to myself. Need advice.

"Press one for English"...you're kidding!

It's not grey hair...wisdom highlights.

Joined procrastinators group. Haven't attended yet.

Learning from experience? You'll never graduate.

Vietnam Veterans. Together then. Together again.

Laugh at yourself or others will.

To love God, is loving people.

God knows you. You know God?

Seven days without prayer = one weak.

Commit yourself to being happy today.

We all breath the same air.

Mistake: Thinking you work for another.

Work well done is fine art.

Wind's a given. Adjust your sails.

Speeches: Be sincere and be seated.

Even an artist can't improve nature.

Noone goes broke by saving money.

Each of us have life choices.

Ignorance: Rejecting something unfamiliar to you.

Make "Quality" be your life's policy.

Diamonds: Coal that performed under pressure.

Laughter is understood by any language.

People with imagination are never alone.

To teach is to learn again.

Everything is a reflection of choices.

Our greatest ability should be dependability.

Don't wipe away your happy tears.

My brother has the best brother.

I'm traveled. Most roads weren't paved.

Dedeodorantized: People still didn't like me.

Furniture disease: chest falling into drawers.

Bible reading seniors. Cramming for finals.

Lost something? Just buy a replacement.

The roman number for 40: XL

"The" and "IRS" together spells "Theirs".

Young people lie about their age. Old people brag about their age.

Aging: everything dries up or leaks.

Young is beautiful. Old is comfortable.

Internet down. My family seems nice.

Friends are family we choose ourselves.

When I'm weak, God is strong.

Memories sometimes roll down my cheeks.

Hike through nature. It's cheap therapy.

Healthy people often die of nothing.

Worry not. Old age won't last.

Healthy: the slowest rate of dying.

Drive and text. You'll be next.

Just be yourself to be beautiful.

Relish each day as a gift.

Give memories, don't become a memory.

The last mortgage payment...life's thrill.

Decisions are easy having good values.

Success comes before work alphabetically only.

Behind every successful man...surprised mother-in-law.

Lifes moments: Go and create some.

Be successful by remembering your failures.

Failure is success if we learned.

Every failure is a small success.

Failure: confirmation you should keep trying.

Successful living: Loving and laughing often.

It's not circumstance. It's the individual.

Freedom is independence. Independence is confidence.

In darkness, a flashlight always helps.

Self-reliance: Childs best parental gift.

Missing bullseye isn't the targets fault.

Say "congratulations" and watch them smile.

Everyone's perfect when writing their resume'.

Be a global first classed citizen.

Noone deserves better treatment than you.

Inferiority can't happen without your consent.

Anger can't happen without your consent.

Confidence can afford a modest image.

What's seen, isn't always the reality.

Thought determines our responses to life.

Things aren't always as they seem.

Counted out, but ignore the referee.

Never never never never give up.

Inspired by: Winston Churchill

Persistance: A constant river moves rocks.

Spouse: Likeness makes a big difference.

Persistance should be your winning quality.

Determination: Many educated people can fail.

Can't sit your journey to success.

Game of life: Participate don't spectate.

A father is a natural banker.

Train your children. They won't forget.

Inspired by: Proverbs 22:6

At teenage, my parents were stupid.

Today men lack foundations to father.

Every mothers new child is beautiful.

Row out to meet your ship.

Our future lies in creating jobs.

Difficulty can give birth to opportunity.

Inspired by: Albert Einstein

Problems are opportunities waiting for development.

A talented man creates his opportunities.

Seeking an opportunity? Seekout a problem.

Are you crazy? Become a counselor.

Bored? Try becoming a lousy poet.

Marriage: Add more than you remove.

One person can transform the world.

A single leader can influence multitudes.

Women want firstly, man's last romance.

True happiness: To live with love.

Who, being loved, is really poor?

Inspired by: Oscar Wilde

Treasure love. It can outlive gold.

Inspired by: Og Mandino

Love must be made... like bread.

Inspired by: Ursula K. Le Guin

A manager maintains. A leader develops.

Knowledge: A grain on the beach.

We don't know much about anything.

Inspired by: Thomas Edison

Always complement three people each day.

Generosity: Helping others with no reward.

Inspired by: Frank A. Clark

Smallest kindness better than largest intention.

Respect those who cannot benefit you.

Inspired by: William Lyon Phelps

Reach down and pick someone up.

Inspired by: John Holmer

There are no unimportant menial jobs.

Always offer more kindness than necessary.

Inspired by: James Barrie

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Albert Einstein

Don't ask why. Ask why not.

Inspired by: George Shaw

Expanded mind never regains original dimension.

Inspired by: Oliver Holmes

Honesty: First chapter in wisdom's book.

Inspired by: Thomas Jefferson

Poor memory? Then tell the truth.

No legacy as rich as honesty.

Living dishonestly is like a boomerang.

Prefer loss to a dishonest gain.

Drive on parkways. Park on driveways.

Experiencing peace is an inside job.

Need a friend? Be a friend.

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Friend: A gift you give yourself.

Forgive. Sour grapes make lousy wine.

Never late for a good childhood.

The loudest snorer falls asleep first.

I've experienced a lifetime of experiences.

Be different and make a difference.

I'm used, but not used up.

Don't talk about it, do it.

Freedom isn't free. Ask a Veteran.

Not bad weather, just wrong clothing.

More tackle boxes and fewer X-Boxes.

Beach walking can soothe your soul.

Don't grow up. It's a trap.

Practice time travel? Meet here yesterday.

Sometimes one prayer can change everything.

There's always reason to say thanks.

Holy Bible: Don't rewrite, but reread.

God's mercy: bigger than your mistakes.

Don't throw in the towel prematurely.

Life's no cakewalk, it's a marathon.

Life's garden: growing flowers or weeds?

Friends: a blessing or a lesson.

Praise in public. Criticize in private.

Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare.

85,000,000 gun owners killed nobody today.

If God shuts doors, stop knocking.

Following Jesus: best decision you've made.

Aging: a privilege many are denied.

We make choices. Choices make us.

Military: the greatest team you'll experience.

Your future will eventually be present.

Bible: more relevant than tomorrow's newspaper.

For males, intimacy is spelled s-e-x.

Intimacy definition is: into me see.

Balanced diet: BigMac in each hand.

Bought new telescope. Rains every time.

Don't just rust out, wear out.

Deaf? Call for a free evaluation.

What you think about, you become.

Losing's worse than winning is good.

Performance sedan: Good handling. More handles.

Small beginnings can produce large results.

One seventh of life is Monday.

You're alright if you're left handed.

Really. I ain't been drinkin' ociffer.

Small gestures can have large impacts.

"Fear not; I am with thee."

Isaiah 41:10

I never dreamt I'd have insomnia.

I never dreamed I'd have nightmares.

Inspired by Don Goodman

Retired: tired yesterday and tired today.

Growing old mandatory. Growing up optional.

Alzheimer's can wrap their own presents.

Alzheimer's meet new people every day.

Key to happiness: a poor memory.

Senior citizens: "Give me my discount."

Young at heart. Older other places.

Conciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Illiterate? Write us for free assistance.

I'm not crazy, my reality's different.

My imaginary friend thinks I'm crazy.

Tried daydreaming, but my mind wandered.

Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough.

Paranoid Schizophrenic: "You staring at us?"

My little voices say I'm normal.

Grandma said, "Quilt not a blanket".

Sometimes too much alcohol isn't enough.

Nostalgia isn't what it once was.

Flexitarians: Best food from what's available.

by: Marilyn Leitner Sperka

Delivering good humor is serious business.

I'm afraid of my own imagination.

Ohio State is now first rate.

Takes a hacker to catch hackers.

Don't forget that God never forgets.

Inspired by: Jacquelyn Cook Valentine

"Reality leaves a lot to imagine."

John Lennon

Brady: "Not about plays, but players".

Vegetarians: Vegetable lovers or poor hunters.

Text and drive. You won't survive.

Poor golfer: "I seek spectator autographs."

Harmony: Choosing to share your heartlight.

Written by: Melany Thum

One does not a trend make.

If you fail, learn to recover.

True Courage. Doing right despite fears.

Disagreement is acceptable, disagreeable is not.

Water. Essential for life...and coffee.

Dream big, then courage to fulfill.

I need a facelift. Gravity sucks.

Not what you make, but k$$p. (keep)

What global aphasia looks like:

Death. Time for grieving, not grievances.

In Christ my hope is found.

"World market is five computers." IBM

Not always about taste, but nourishment.

Puppy must stay outdoors...Well OK.

"You are dyslexic." "What is lexdysic?"

I touched the face of God.

Please choose the "can" in "cancer".

Train. There are no accidental champions.

It's really about what you leave.

Progress. Don't let your ideas die.